Welcome to The Famous Peter, a place where I, Peter Richards, get to vent in a mix of funny and informative articles. If you take offence to these pieces, don't tell me, because you're obviously too easily touched. But the main aim is to enjoy it, and if you do want to say something reasonable, by all means say it!

Also, 'The Kid', a child who sits next to me writes on here too. We are different people and do not necessarily share the same views, so keep coming back if only one of us offends you!